Two Sentence Traders

WSB Radar - August 13, 2026

By rummy ·

1. PLTR ripped and the sub's running with the theory that a Spider-Man cameo, not earnings, is the real catalyst. Convenient story, but the timing also lines up with an earnings beat, so the movie theory might just be vibes stacked on real fundamentals. Either way it's a good gauge of how frothy sentiment is right now, the crowd would rather credit a superhero than a balance sheet.

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2. NVDA's lining up $500B in financing and Jensen's calling chips an investable asset, CoreWeave popped 12% on revenue doubling, and RIOT's riding a fresh multi-billion dollar Anthropic compute deal. Different tickers, same trade, whoever controls the power and the GPUs is the story today. If any leg of this AI infra trio misses, worth watching whether the whole basket gets sold together.

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3. Cisco beat on revenue and earnings and still sold off, and right on cue a couple of posts show up throwing $35k plus into CSCO calls betting on a bounce. Meanwhile the MSFT and TEAM longs are still stacking real premium, one turned 88 MSFT calls into an $850k gain and another closed TEAM leaps for $43k after the post-earnings pop. Good earnings don't guarantee a green candle, but the crowd's still finding paper gains wherever the beats actually stick.

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Aggregated and distilled by Two Sentence Traders. Not financial advice.